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¬Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
¬A backward poet writes inverse.
¬A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
¬Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
¬When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
¬A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
¬Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
¬Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
¬Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
¬What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
¬In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
¬A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
¬With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
¬Every calendar’s days are numbered.
¬He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
¬Acupuncture is a jab well done.
¬A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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